SnowpocalypseTo most people, the Snowpocalypse is when snowstorms keep happening one right after another. To this poor snowman, the Snowpocalypse happened once everything finally started melting... |
Need for SpeedDo you have a need for speed? Do you live to put your pedal to the metal and keep it there? If so, this spiffy speedometer design is for you! Now you can go over 200 mph anytime and anyplace you want. |
Piss Off!In a bad mood? Want to tell the entire world to just piss off? Well, now you can with this offbeat and humorous design, complete with this nifty illustration of a toilet with a raised seat... |
MimasSaturn's moon Mimas has a gigantic crater that makes it look like a certain fictional space station ("That's no space station; it's a moon!") Coincidence? Life imitating art? Hmmmmmm... |
Break GlassThis design features an enormous assault rifle in a glass case that you can break open in the event of a zombie attack. Because you never know when the next zombie apocalypse is going to occur... |
Care-O-MeterAre you tired of telling people around you that you just don't care about their problems? The official Care-O-Meter designs shows them just how little you care. |
Awesome-O-MeterAre you so awesomely awesome that your awesomeness goes right off the awesome-o-meter scale? Well, don't hide your light under a bushel -- show the world just how awesome you are! |
I Rule!Are you awesome? Do you totally rule? This design features a cartoon ruler with a crown on its head shouting 'I RULE!' to the world. Because a ruler rules. And so do you! |
Holy Crap!Errrr.... Not a whole lot to say about this particular design, as the title pretty much says it all. |
Holy CrabHoly Crap? No! It's Holy Crab! Well, at least that's what I tell my little 2-year-old son when he starts imitating me.... |
Bad WeatherThis weird and wacky weather report shows a rather unusual 4-day forecast. Sunny, partly sunny, rain of frogs and then REALLY sunny as the sun goes supernova. Better pack that sunscreen.... |
Stud MuffinAre you a stud muffin? Do you know somebody who is? This whimsical and wacky design features a cartoon muffin wearing a studded dog collar. |
Stud Muffin 2Are you a stud muffin? Do you know somebody who is? This whimsical and wacky design features a cartoon muffin flexing some pretty impressive biceps. |
Venezuelan Barking SpiderThe Venezuelan Barking Spider makes a loud, wet sound identical to that of a human fart and frequently emits an odor reminiscent of rotten eggs. |
This Sucks!My parents always got upset at me for saying that something really sucked. I couldn't understand why they acted like it was a dirty word, though. After all, don't vacuum cleaners and straws suck? |
I Support RibbonsEver notice how every week there's another ribbon supporting yet another cause? If you're starting to suffer from ribbon overload, you can now wear a special ribbon stating that you support ribbons. |
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Dental HygieneThis whimsical and surreal design captures the feel of a WWII-era propaganda poster and is the perfect gift for a dentist or anybody else totally obsessed with dental hygiene. |
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Body of a GodYes, it's true -- I have the body of a god! Sadly, the god is Buddha, flabby belly and all. All right, so technically the Buddha wasn't actually a god, but why let the facts ruin a good joke... |
SSDDTo some people, SSDD stands for Same Stuff, Different Day. For an old school computer geek like me, though, SSDD really stands for Single-Sided, Double-Density. Ah, those good old 5.25 floppy disks... |
Going PostalRemember back before Post Office employees started bringing AK-47s to work and gunning down their co-workers? Back then, "Going Postal" just meant ambling over to the mailbox to mail a letter... |
Typical DaySome offices are like this hapless catapult operator who managed to shoot himself into the air instead of the boulder. Is this just another typical day at your office? |
Chick MagnetAre you a chick magnet? Do you know somebody who thinks they are (or just wishes they were)? This whimsical and wacky design features a magnet attracting a whole flock of adorable cartoon chicks. |
Cereal KillerThere's nothing funny or even slightly amusing about serial killers, and I really hate the way they sometimes get glamorized on TV or in movies. Cereal killers, on the other hand, are hilarious! |
Bigger FishThey say that there's always a bigger fish out there somewhere waiting to eat you. Well, that may be true, but sometimes it's the little fish you really have to watch out for.... |
AbductionThis wacky design features a rather nonplussed looking cow being abducted by an alien spacecraft. Are we talking cattle mutilation or bovine rectal probing here? Best not to think about it.... |
FrustrationFrustration is when you're born to soar like an eagle but are chained to the ground by all the turkeys surrounding you. Because it's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys... |
Turn Me OnThe perfect gift for the computer geek in your life, this sexy design features the ubiquitous power button symbol / icon and the words "Turn Me On" in glowing green letters. |
You Are HereHere's a handy map of the solar system showing exactly where you are in relation to the other planets. Just in case you get lost, you know? |
Tree HuggerAre you an environmentalist who worships Mother Earth? Is Earth Day more important that your own birthday? If so, you might just be a genuine, certified, 100% natural tree hugger! |
CuppaLove coffee? Is tea your bag? Hot for hot chocolate? Whatever your caffeinated beverage of choice, it all boils down to getting yourself a nice cup of it. And another. A cup a cup a cup a cup a cup... |
Fat CatSure, a fat cat can be a politician or anybody else with money and/or power. It can also just be, well, a corpulent feline. So whether you are a fat cat or just own one, this is the design for you! |
PeaceNothing's more important than peace, but it's often hard to come by and you have to look hard for it. This eye-popping design illustrates this fact by using negative space to spell out the word "PEACE |
GhotiAs any English teacher can tell you, the word ghoti is pronounced 'fish.' That's gh as in 'laugh,' o as in 'women' and ti as in 'vacation.' Make a great gift for the English nerd in your life! |
Psi PhiIf you're a science fiction fanatic with a distinctly geek side to you, show your love of the genre with this stylish "Psi Phi" (pronounced "Sci-Fi") design. Maybe you can start your own fraternity... |
ButterfliesThis beautiful design features a swarm of brightly colored butterflies creating a montage of scintillating irridescence. |
