Trust Me - I'm a Lawyer!
Why didn't the shark eat the lawyer? Professional courtesy, of course!

Trust Me - I'm a Lawyer (2)
The Trust Me I'm a Lawyer design, especially for those who don't wear ties.

Trust Me - I'm a Lawyer (3)
The Trust Me I'm a Lawyer design, especially for those of the lipstick wearing persuasion

How Many Lawyers 1

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: How many can you afford?

Legal Pronunciation
Tell everyone that, public perception notwithstanding, it really is pronounced "loyer" and not "liar".

How Many Lawyers 2
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb"....

Legal Advice (1)
Tired of people always asking you for free legal advice? Well, now you can let them know that free legal advice is worth exactly what you pay for it....

Will Clerk for Food
Whether you're a law student or just know one, you can appreciate the angst surrounding the quest for a clerkship between school years.

Free Legal Advice (2)
Tired of everybody asking you for free legal advice? Well, now you can offer them all the "free" advice they want and it's not your fault if they don't read the fine print....

Major League Lawyer
A lot of lawyers like to think of themselves as sharks, but some attorneys take being a shark to the next level. Are you a Major League Lawyer?

Dewey, Cheatham & Howe
Ah yes, the venerable firm of Dewey, Cheatham & Howe, Attorneys at Law. Screwing their clients since 1863 (possibly much longer).

Actually, I AM a Lawyer
Don't you love it when people in chat rooms and on message boards give some half-assed legal advice and preface it with "IANAL" (I Am Not A Lawyer)? Well, that doesn't apply to you!