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Funky Fortunes
I love eating at Chinese restaurants and I especially love opening up the fortune cookie at the end of the meal to discover what message the gods have for me on that particular day. Sometimes, the message is a bit obscure. Sometimes it's a bit boring. Personally, I prefer my fortunes to be funky!
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Funky Fortune 1The other day I was eating dinner at a Chinese restaurant. When I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, "Help! I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory!" |
Funky Fortune 2The other day I was eating dinner at a lovely Chinese restaurant. I ordered the General Gao's Chicken, but it tasted a little funny. When I opened my fortune cookie, it told me that wasn't chicken. |
Funky Fortune 3While eating a Chinese restaurant, I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, 'You are ugly and your mother dresses you funny.' |
Funky Fortune 4While eating a Chinese restaurant, I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, 'The roses have wilted, the flowers are dead, the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.' |
Funky Fortune 5While eating a Chinese restaurant, I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, 'Do not let your mind wander; it is too small to be outside by itself.' |
Funky Fortune 6While eating a Chinese restaurant, I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, 'Damn! Not you again...' |
Funky Fortune 7While eating a Chinese restaurant, I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, 'How do you keep an idiot in suspense?' I'm still waiting for the answer... |
Funky Fortune 8While eating a Chinese restaurant, I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, 'Somewhere there is a village missing its idiot.' Hmmmm.... |
Funky Fortune 9While eating a Chinese restaurant, I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, 'Confucius say always be yourself. Confucius never met you.' |
Funky Fortune 10While eating a Chinese restaurant, I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, 'If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.' |
Funky Fortune 11The other day I was eating dinner at a Chinese restaurant. When I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, 'If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.' |
Funky Fortune 12The other day I was eating dinner at a Chinese restaurant. When I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, 'Confucius say Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.' |
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